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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Because It’s There

Because It’s There


The height of Mount Everest is 29,031 ft, or 8,848m, but it was not certain in the early 20th century. However, there were the challengers, who wanted to climb Mt. Everest whose Tibetan name is Chomolungma “the Goddess of Earth” & Nepali name is Sagarmatha “the Mother of the Great Sky.” No one could achieve at the summit, then. One of the British expedition mountaineers was George Mallory who was asked in a lecture at New York by a reporter why he wanted to ascend the highest mountain of the world. He answered:


"Because it’s there."


エベレストの標高は29,031フィート、8,848メートルだが、20世紀初頭には定かではなかった。それでも、チベット語でチョモランマ(大地の女神)、ネパール語でサガルマータ(大空の母)と呼ばれるエベレスト登頂を目指す挑戦者たちがいた。当時、エベレストの登頂に成功した者はいなかった。英国の遠征隊の登山家の一人にジョージ・マロリーがいたのだが、ニューヨークでの講演で記者から世界最高峰の山に登頂したい理由を尋ねられた。彼は答えた。


「そこに山があるからだ。」



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DATA


QUOTATION

“Why do you want to ascend Mt. Everest?”

“Because it’s there.”


訳例

「どうして(エベレスト) 山に登るのですか?

「そこに山があるからだ」


しちご調訳

エベレストやまに登るのどうしてかそう問われれば山があるから


 NOTE

They found a route to a higher location at the 1st expedition, & then, found a further path in the 2nd climbing, &  they were finally approaching the peak in the 3rd attempt, but it is thought that they couldn’t touch the summit. Their ambitions and motivations were succeeded to the next generation mountaineers, however.


マロリーの一行は最初の探検でそれまでよりも高いところに到るルートを見つけ、二度目の登山で更に上へ向かう道を見つけ、三度目の挑戦で山頂に向かったが、登頂にはいたっていないと考えられている。しかし、彼らの大志や意欲は次世代の登山家たちに受け継がれた。


ENGLISH NAME OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD

Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest (1790-1866), British surveyor & geographer, serving as Surveyor General of India from 1830 to 1843. The name was proposed in 1865 by his successor Andrew Waugh, even though George Everest himself reportedly did not support naming the mountain after him & preferred local names.


エベレスト山は、1830年から1841年までインド測量庁の長官を務めた、測量技師で地質学者の英国人ジョージ・エベレストの名前に因んで命名された。命名を推進したのは後継者のアンドリュー・ウォーであったが、ジョージ・エベレスト本人は現地名を好み、山に自分の名前をつけることに反対していたのだという。


TIBETAN NAME  OF Mt EVEREST

ཇོ་མོ་གླང་མ། (jo mo lang ma)


NEPALI NAME

सगरमाथा ( Sagarmāthā ) 

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Friday, December 30, 2022

The Lilly

 The Lilly

This is a poem created by William Blake for his self-printed book The Songs of Experience, published in 1794:

The modest rose puts forth a thorn:

The humble sheep, a threatening horn:

While the Lilly white, shall in love delight,

Nor a thorn  nor a threat stain her beauty bright.



おとなしい薔薇は棘を出す。

慎ましい羊は、脅しの角を出す。

なのに白い百合には、愛の喜びのうち、

美の輝きをけがす棘も脅しもありはしない。


Saturday, December 24, 2022

Peter’s Denial Jesus Predicts

 Peter’s Denial Jesus Predicts


The Gospel of St. John reads (KJV 13:38) :


The cock shall not crow, till thou has denied me thrice.



イエスが予言するペテロの否定


聖ヨハネによる福音書1338


あなたが三回わたしを否定するまで、雄鶏は鳴かないでしょう。

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Nuts

 Nuts


The term nuts in US colloquial use expresses rejection or nonsense: “how rubbish!” or “how foolish!” On December 21, 1944, during the Battle of the Bulge, the Nazi commander Heinrich von Lüttwitz sent the surrender ultimatum to the US commander Anthony C. McAullife of the 101st Airborne Division, which held the Belgian town of Bastogne under the siege of the German army.  He gave the US force only 2 hours to decide. After that, the Nazi threatened, German artillery fire would annihilate the US troops & Bastogne entirely. The last sentence made McAuliffe mad, which was, “All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well-known American humanity.” The tough American general of the “battered bastards of Bastogne” spit out just a single word, & it was the US official reply to the Nazi commander.


“Nuts!”


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米口語用法で nuts は拒否、ないし、無意味を表現し、「くだらん」や「ばかばかしい」を意味する。1944年12月21日、バルジの戦いのさなか、ナチの司令官ハインリヒ・フォン・リュッテヴィッツはドイツ軍が包囲しているベルギーの町バストーニュを掌握していた米第101空挺師団の司令官アンソニー・C・マコーリフに最後通牒を送った。米軍が決断するのに与えられた時間は2時間のみであった。それを過ぎれば、ドイツの砲撃が米国とバストーニュを壊滅させるとナチは脅してきた。マコーリフ司令官を怒らせたのは最後の一文であった。「この砲火によって市民が全滅することは、世に知られているアメリカの人道主義には合致しないものでしょう。」 ”バストーニュで打ちのめされた野郎ども” を率いるタフなアメリカ人の大将は一言吐き捨てたが、それがナチの司令官への米軍の公式な返答となった。


「ば〜か」


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ANTHONY C. MCAULIFFE-ISM

“Nuts!”


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アンソニー・C・マコーリフの言葉

「ばか」


みそひともじ訳

命かけ守らなければならないよ己の仲間と己の自由


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FRENCH TRANSLATION AT THAT TIME

Vous n'êtes que de vieilles noix.

「貴殿らは乾涸びた豆にすぎぬ」= お前らはとっくに過去の人。

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Friday, December 03, 2021

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

This is an old humorous English saying, suggesting that anyone can occasionally tell the right thing & even a hard-headed person, having a fixed idea, will be correct, if only by chance:

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

これは古くてユーモラスな英語のことわざで、誰でもたまには正しいことを言うことがあり、固定観念をもった頑固者でさえ、偶然には違いないが、正しいこともある、ということを暗示している。


壊れた時計でさえも一日に二回は正しい。


DATA

ORIGINAL PROVERB
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
& variants

LANGUAGE
English.

邦訳

壊れた時計でさえも一日に二回は正しい。


意味

どんな唐変木もごくたまに正しいことを言うことがある。


みそひともじ訳
壊れても一日二回は正しいよ頑固者も時計と同じ









Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Fear Your Boss

 Fear Your Boss


In early Rome, built in 753 BC, the citizens fought to protect their own lives & liberty as soldiers for their own families & themselves, but not for their leader. The people can govern themselves while a state is a small republic. It seems tragic in an  aspect that they had a policy that expanding territory was necessary to gain more national security. The bigger the country was going, the more the army was being organized, breaking personal liberty & establishing a ranking in the empire, & hierarchy was built up even in the master race Romans. Ruling people rule & followers follow. It  may happen anywhere anytime. The Latin term exercitus, meaning “army,” is a derivative of exercēre “to train.” The higher officers of the army of the Roman Empire required their men to pledge allegiance to the country or the emperor & to obey military orders unconditionally with the slogan below:


Fear your boss more than the enemy!



紀元前753年に建国した初期のローマにおける市民は、自分の家族や自分自身を守る兵士として、指導者のためではなく、自分の命と自由のために戦っていた。国家が小さな共和国であるなら、国民は自分で自分を統治できる。領土拡張が更なる国家の安全につながるとする政策を有していたことは、一面的にみれば、悲劇的に思える。国が大きくなるにつれ、軍隊は組織化され、個人の自由はなくなり、帝国内に階級が生じて、支配民族のローマ人のうちにさえ身分階層ができるに至った。支配者は支配し、従う者は従う。それはどこでもいつでも起こり得るのだろう。「軍隊」を指すラテン語のエクセルチトゥスは、エクセルチェレ「訓練する」の派生語である。ローマ帝国軍の将校たちは部下の兵士たちに国家、すなわち、皇帝への忠誠を誓わせた上で、次のスローガンのもと命令には無条件に従うよう求めていた。


敵よりも上官を恐れよ。


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Friday, March 26, 2021

Who Is Your Enemy?

 Who Is Your Enemy?


The wise hate war.  Ulysses, the king of Ithaca, pretends to be crazy when Palamedes arrives in the island to urge the king to join the war against Troy, in compliance with the pact of the alliance, that if one of them is attacked, all the Greek kings have to fight the enemy together for him. Ulysses loves his family & himself more than other Greek kings who are far from his home island.


After a few thousand years had passed since the Greek epic was first told, the most cruel war began in human history. In World War II, Captain John Yossarian, a US Army Air Force B-25 pilot, is in trouble with a catch-22 dilemma in Catch-22, a novel by Joseph Heller, which is the origin of the term catch-22 of course. Anyone who doesn’t want to go to the battle isn’t insane, but if he isn’t insane, he must go to the battle in any war. John, who doesn’t want to be killed either in the battle against the Axis Powers or by the command of the higher officers of his own country, comes to the conclusion.


The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which SIDE he's on.



誰が敵か?


賢者は戦争を嫌う。パラメーデースが島に訪れ、誰か一人が攻撃されたら、ギリシャの王たちは結集して敵と戦わねばならないとする同盟の盟約にそって参戦を促そうとしたとき、イタカの王オデュッセウスは狂気を装う。本国の島から遠く離れたところにいるギリシャの王たちよりも自分の家族と自分自身のことを思ってのことである。


このギリシャの叙事詩が初めて語られてから数千年が過ぎた頃、人類史上もっとも残虐な戦争が勃発した。catch-22なる語句の語源となったジョゼフ・ヘラー作の小説『キャッチ22』の中で、第二次世界大戦中、米国陸軍航空隊のB25爆撃機の操縦士ジョン・ヨッサリアン中尉は catch-22 (どうすることもできない状態 / 矛盾を孕んだ八方塞がり / 常識や規則によるがんじがらめ) のジレンマに陥っている。どんな戦争でも戦場に出たくない者は狂っていないが、狂っていないなら、戦場に行かなければならない。枢軸国との戦闘でも上官の命令でも殺されたくないジョンは結論を出す。


とはあなたを死に追いやろうとする者のことである。どっち側にいるかは関係がない。


Life is a Joke, a collection of sayings


Thursday, December 31, 2020

Everyone’s Birthday

 Everyone’s Birthday


Happy birthday to Time! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to everything! May 2021 be your best year! I wish so & send to you Charles Lamb’s message:


New year’s day is every man’s birthday.


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Original

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.


Author 

Charles Lamb

British poet, essayist, & antiquarian.

1775-1834

Wikipedia


五七五訳

元日はすべての人の誕生日

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Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Always With You

Always With You

Jesus says on the 28th chapter of the Gospel by Matthew. (KJV)

I am always with you even unto the end of the world.
わたしは世の終わりまであなたがたとともにある。

Merry Christmas!

Friday, September 25, 2020

Headwind is Welcome

 Headwind is Welcome


Stress is called the silent killer that causes sweating, irregular heart beat, shortness of breathing, & high blood pressure by making capillaries narrow & clotting blood for the preparation for fighting a survival battle in the world. But if you are out of pressure, can you work the best? When you feel you are living a stressful life, remember this quotation of the British politician Winston Churchill, who never gave up in the hardship in World War II:


Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.


向かい風もまた良し

発汗、鼓動の乱れ、息切れ、及び、この世で生き延びる戦いに備えて、末梢血管を細くし、血液を凝縮させることによって高血圧を引き起こすストレスは沈黙の殺し屋といわれている。しかしプレッシャーがなくなったら、最善を尽くせるだろうか。ストレスを感じているときは。第二次世界大戦中に音を上げなかった英国の政治家ウィンストン・チャーチルの言葉を思い出そう。


追い風ではなく向かい風で凧は舞い上がる。


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DATA


Winston Churchill Saying

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.


邦訳

追い風ではなく向かい風で凧は舞い上がる。


七五調訳

向かい風追い風よりも凧上がる


Conflict Japanese Proverb

柳に風

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Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Little Things Are Important

Little Things Are Important

Scientific research & criminal investigation have the common point, that both are looking for the truth. It is lucky for today’s mystery lovers that a late-19th-century intelligent Scottish was not busy in his main business as a medical doctor. The unsuccessful ophthalmologist had enough time to create the world’s 1st private detective, who lived at 221B Baker Street, London: Sherlock Holmes. It seems to me that the hero is one of the avatars of the author, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. In A Case Of Identity, Sherlock Holmes says about his philosophy on investigation to his client, Mary Sutherland. Dr. John Watson, another avatar, writes his words:

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

Monday, December 30, 2019

The Morning Finger Writes


What is done cannot be undone, Lady Macbeth says to her husband after the assassination of King Duncan. Time never stops for Macbeth or for us. As Time is flying away, one’s life is going on. Your past scenario can’t be rewritten. An old saying “the morning finger writes” is derived from Edward FitzGerald’s translation of Omar Khayyám”s Rubaiyat, that is similar to the Shakespearian saying.

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”

Friday, August 30, 2019

The Horse of the Old Man

The Horse of the Old Man


In the world of man everything is the horse of the old fortress-city man, is a Japanese saying originated in an episode, recorded on the Huainanzi, a Chinese book of essays, edited before 139 BC. People feel sorry for the old man when his horse has run away to a neighboring country over the border, but he says that it will bring happiness. The horse, some time later, comes back to him with an excellent horse. People celebrate it, but he says that it will bring unhappiness. When his son goes to ride on it, he falls down off the horse, breaking his leg. People feel sorry, but he says that it will bring his family happiness. His prophecy comes true. The war breaks out soon, but his son is not drafted into the army because of his broken leg. Most of the drafted soldiers are killed in the war. The concept of this episode might show that you can’t have the power to see through your future, as long as you have the near-sighted vision only. A Today’s Chinese form is below.


The old fortress-city man, who has lost his horse, is sure that it is good luck.



Sunday, May 19, 2019

Money Game and Your Life


Money Game and Your Life

DEBT. Why do you write B in DEBT? Why don’t you read it? Because B exists, but wants to hide. B is for the B-rated bonds or securities. Watch The Big Short, an American film released in December 2015. Director Adam McKay & his team say the drama is “based on a true story.” So this is a page of the American history or the world history. Economic bubbles repeat to appear in the human history since the 1637 Dutch tulip bulb mania. This is one of them.

Lewis Ranieri invented a new banking system in the late 1970s, & then the US banks started to securitize home loans to sell to pension funds, insurance companies, other banks, hedge funds, & so on. After the banks filled the prime rate customers with mortgage loans, they began to lend money to the subprime rate customers. The loans were packaged into MBSs & sold to investors. The more the banks lent money, the more they issued the securities. An MBS was considered no risk, because the banks thought that most of the borrowers would never default at the same time. Dr. Michael J. Burry, featured in The Big Short, cool, genuine one-eyed manager of the hedge fund Scion Capital, was one of the skeptical figures on this banking system. He analysed detail conditions of each & every home loan. The results made him decide to short the housing market, even though Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan stated that it was not the bubble & these securities were rated at AAA by the 2 major rating agencies, & moreover, there were no ways to hedge the “rock solid”  securities. He needed to invent the CDS, Credit Default Swap. that the holder would gain profit if the prices of the securities went down, instead, the seller would gain the premium if the prices went up. The bankers sneered at him requiring high premiums. The deals were smoothly done one after another.  Paying the premiums, Scion Capital waited for the market to recognize the subprime loan risk with patience. 

Deutsche Bank salesman Jared Vennett, in The Big Short,  overhears a rumor about Mike in a bar. FrontPoint manager Mark Baum & his team, caught by Jared’s wrong number call, examine the actual circumstances & find out a dog’s name loan, a street of houses for sale, a loan broker that provides the ninja loan to anyone, especially to immigrants, who are not familiar with the English language, & a happygolucky stripper who owns 5 houses & a condo. Mark comes to the conclusion that the housing market is the bubble.

This is one more impressive scene in this film. When Charlie & Jamie, young challengers, dance happily with their promising CDS positions,  Ben Rickert, a mentor of the 2 guys, reproves: “if we are right, people lose houses, people lose jobs, people lose retirement pays, people lose pensions . You know what I hate about fucking banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number - every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that? Stop fucking dance!” 

The 2008 financial crisis proved that a few were right & many were not far serious with the financial market.

This movie begins with Mark Twain’s quote:

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble,
It’s what you know for sure that ain’t so.


PS: You can learn the financial terms such as LTV, CDO, ninja loan, etc. in The Big Short. For Example, the CDO is a topic in a talk of the business meeting between Mark & Jared. 

Mark “A CDO is dog shit wrapped in cat shit?”
Jared “That’s right.”


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